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Post by oblio on May 6, 2022 15:34:50 GMT
ligoxi - we have to dip into the dark so we may know the light...and, well, kids have to be kids. I think your story has a happy ending.  It takes a lot to have compassion these days. We are out there...
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Post by kev392 on May 6, 2022 21:18:23 GMT
We were letting watermelons roll down the road passing in front of his eyes and we had a good place to hide almost immediately after we did this. He came out and was watching the watermelons go down the road. This did not last. He caught us if i recall well the third time we did it. Then he took us and locked us in the basement. Till our parents seek for us and take us from the "prison" after having paid for all the damage we had done. Although i was a naughty boy nowadays i am proud being (i hope) a nice person caring a lot for others... Sounds like a good variation on a Three Stooges short  |
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Post by kev392 on May 6, 2022 21:23:09 GMT
I found a wake on event for modem events...which I decided to "punk" my parents with. So on went that setting. I would come home from school and my dad would have another, "I swear the damn thing is possessed" stories to tell about him doing something around the house or yard and returning only to discover our PC turned on!! Classic generation gap amusement. |
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Post by enigma9o7 on May 20, 2022 2:40:36 GMT
A joke came to mind, and it's not actually that bad, but still thought I'd share it here.... Cop pulls over a guy for rolling thru a stop sign. Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over today? Guy: No officer... Cop: You didn't make a complete stop at the last stopsign. Guy: I'm sorry officer, but I did at least slow down to make sure nobody was coming. What's the difference between slowing down and stopping? Cop: Please get out of the car, sir, and I'll demonstrate the difference. The cop then proceeds to take his billy club and start beating the shit out of the guy. Cop: Would you like me to slow down, or stop? |
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Post by Sharp on May 20, 2022 17:25:40 GMT
I lent some money to a blind friend of mine. He said he would repay me when he sees me again. Hey, wait a minute ------------------?!
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Post by Sharp on May 20, 2022 19:29:07 GMT
When I go to someone's house and they tell me to "Make Myself at Home", the first thing I do is throw them out, because I don't like visitors.
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Post by kev392 on May 26, 2022 20:07:53 GMT
A joke came to mind, and it's not actually that bad, but still thought I'd share it here.... Cop pulls over a guy for rolling thru a stop sign. Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over today? Guy: No officer... Cop: You didn't make a complete stop at the last stopsign. Guy: I'm sorry officer, but I did at least slow down to make sure nobody was coming. What's the difference between slowing down and stopping? Cop: Please get out of the car, sir, and I'll demonstrate the difference. The cop then proceeds to take his billy club and start beating the shit out of the guy. Cop: Would you like me to slow down, or stop? Slow Down. I need enough marks to file a lawsuit! |
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