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Post by kev392 on Feb 22, 2022 16:28:22 GMT
What’s the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
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Post by ligoxi on Feb 22, 2022 18:47:31 GMT
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A. A URLologist.
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Post by kev392 on Feb 22, 2022 20:37:53 GMT
Did you know the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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Post by kev392 on Feb 23, 2022 18:59:49 GMT
What kind of music do windmills like? They’re metal fans.
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Post by Hippytaff on Feb 23, 2022 19:02:27 GMT
What kind of music do windmills like? They’re metal fans. The kids hate me a bit more after that. Good work! Lol |
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Post by kev392 on Feb 24, 2022 20:19:20 GMT
Cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
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Post by kev392 on Feb 25, 2022 19:19:39 GMT
How many ears do space aliens have?
Three.
The left ear
The right ear
and the final front ear.
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Post by ligoxi on Feb 25, 2022 20:05:29 GMT
This thread has a president. No need to vote. kev392 |
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Post by kev392 on Feb 25, 2022 23:18:37 GMT
This thread has a president. No need to vote. kev392 Looks like I've won the internets today  |
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Post by kev392 on Feb 27, 2022 12:04:03 GMT
I got a really great deal on a pair of sneakers from a guy on the street, but it turns out he was a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Post by oblio on Feb 28, 2022 14:19:01 GMT
I got a really great deal on a pair of sneakers from a guy on the street, but it turns out he was a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day. So bad, lol! |
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Post by kev392 on Feb 28, 2022 21:03:48 GMT
What’s the Number 1 cause of divorce?
Marriage
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Post by ligoxi on Mar 1, 2022 15:54:37 GMT
What stops hair loss?
The floor...
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Post by kev392 on Mar 1, 2022 18:28:11 GMT
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
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Post by kev392 on Mar 3, 2022 16:53:40 GMT
Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon?
It has great food but no atmosphere.
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